Spudding

This post is in recognition of what i propose shud b the latest & bestest (great english!) in a ridiculous set of words to make it into the Oxford English dictionary. We know have bootylicious, minging and yummy mummy for heavens sakes so why can't my new favourite word be entered:

Spud (noun) - no, not a slang name for a potatoe (!) but a person with a particularly poor pulling technique. A 'spud' will come onto a member of the oppoisite sex in such a way as it makes it extremely embarssing for all involved: the victim, the 'spudder' & all those who have the misfortune of observing this feat. Usually a 'spud' is under the influence of some intoxicating substance but this is not a good enough excuse for their actions

Spudding (verb) - flirting/teasing or indeed grinding on that dancefloor which is deemed to be innapropriate becasuse either:
a) you are spoken for & shud not be encouraging the other person
b) other person is spoken for & you are actually very good firends with their other half (supposedly) - this may hav particularly bad consequences
c) the other person is much younger than you & however cute you deem them to be what you are doing is verging on the illegal/paedophilic - this cud lead to arrest
d) those damned beer goggles mean that the hottie actually turns out to be hairier, a foot shorter and indeed a gd few feet wider than u remebered them being last nite - ur conscientious friends will enjoy bringin this point up in the morning

We've all been spuds in our time, the english language has just been lacking a word to describe it (flirting just doens't quite cover it does it?) Well here we have it so start spreading the word!


Thought of the day: "Where of one cannot speak, there of one must be silent" Ludwig Wittgenstein