Let me set the scene. . .so me & a friend are travelling back from a netball game when she gets a craving for ham & sweetcorn (as you do!) so we pull over to stop at a Co-op. We collect said items & head over to the till where they are having loads of problems with the debit card swiper machines. Its all a bit chaotic & the old lady behind us is getting a bit irate muttering 'back in my day. . .' Then this quite suave looking man in a long coat (on closer inspection he is really just a bit sleazy looking - easy mistake to make!) walks in & goes over to one of cashiers & the following conversation unfolds:
Co-op girl: "Oh, you've come at a really bad time"
Sleazy bloke: "I aaaaaaaalways come at the wrong time"
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