I look forward to old age so much that I have actually pre-empted by days spent as a post 80 year old. With age comes experience & I will certainly no how 2 hav a gd time :)
So, here it is 10 things to do once one hits 80:
1) Go shopping with my wicker basket in tow
2) Exploit the OAP afternoon at UCI cinemas where they give out free tea & biscuits in the intermission
3) Terrorise pedestrians in my motorised scooter complete with balaclava fashioned from a tea cosy hat, rather like the crazed hijacker granny from the Irn Bru adverts on the tele
4) Always smell of lavender as is the custom among old ladies
5) Get a blue rinse & have my hair styled in that classic, timeless perm
6) Hang out in the bingo halls with gentlemen sporting comb-overs - i find them very attractive
7) Brandish my walking stick & use it to threaten those young whipper-snappers
8) Perfect my knitting technique & perhaps advance on to making a frumpy over-sized cardigan which will soon become moth-eaten (I will probably still where it tho because I will fashion myself on a bag lady. They are my idols. New trends r ridiculous far too much navel on show 4 my liking)
9) Drink excessive amounts of prune juice & very weak tea
10) Keep my false teeth in a glass next 2 my bed & add a tablet so that they fizz menacingly
So, here it is 10 things to do once one hits 80:
1) Go shopping with my wicker basket in tow
2) Exploit the OAP afternoon at UCI cinemas where they give out free tea & biscuits in the intermission
3) Terrorise pedestrians in my motorised scooter complete with balaclava fashioned from a tea cosy hat, rather like the crazed hijacker granny from the Irn Bru adverts on the tele
4) Always smell of lavender as is the custom among old ladies
5) Get a blue rinse & have my hair styled in that classic, timeless perm
6) Hang out in the bingo halls with gentlemen sporting comb-overs - i find them very attractive
7) Brandish my walking stick & use it to threaten those young whipper-snappers
8) Perfect my knitting technique & perhaps advance on to making a frumpy over-sized cardigan which will soon become moth-eaten (I will probably still where it tho because I will fashion myself on a bag lady. They are my idols. New trends r ridiculous far too much navel on show 4 my liking)
9) Drink excessive amounts of prune juice & very weak tea
10) Keep my false teeth in a glass next 2 my bed & add a tablet so that they fizz menacingly
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