Diet doctor

I'm having serious cravings at the moment for anything remotely sweet tasting. This comes from the fact that my cupboards are home 2 every variety of health food imaginable as my sister & dad have decided to embark on a 'lose-weight-by-torturing-ourselves' campaign. After sampling almost the entire Sainsbury's 'be good to yourself range' I have come to the conclusion that calories taste nice. You may be being 'good 2 yourself' by consumin this rabbit food/cardboard mutation but in the process you are abusing your taste buds. Don't be fooled either, when it invitingly says on the packet 'only natural flavours' what it really means is no flavour what-so-ever. Dieting requires more will-power than i'll ever have.

Its interestin that science has proven that eating certain types of foods such as chocolate releases endorphines into the bloodstream. I must say that eating & good food in general certainly makes me happy :) all the money in the world cudnt make me becum anorexic i lv food too much. my food of choice is breakfast cereal (altho I do not restrict myself to eating this purely in the mornin!) whereas my Mums is cheese Snack 'a' Jacks. Her obsseions with these is rather bizarre. She goes thru about 3-4 packs of these things a week. God knows what it must be doing to her insides bcoz i hav had the unfortunate experience of seeing what it does to her teeth and breath. I imagine it will be sumthin rather like that vile smokin advert from the TV where the tar is squeezed out of the artery. Instead it will be cheesy orange sludge being squeezy from her gut. mmmm a luvly thought!

Magazines who cram their pages full of how-to-achieve-that-perfect-bikini-body-in-10-days annoy me. Am I just looking at things too simply bcoz the answer to weight loss seems obvious to me: eat less & exercise more! Its crazy to think how many people have made millions out of the diet/health food industry. Like that little shrew Gillian McKeith!

Oh & by the way does any1 else hate that feeling u get when you eat chewing gum on an empty stomach & u feel like ur stomach is eating itself?! Hmm probably not the best idea to do this thinking about it!