in which my friends discuss the merits of erotic shaving!

Mya: So. . . last night i tried that "let your boyfried shave your pubes because its sensual" thing - think that famous Samantha scene from sex and the city - and it just really wasnt what i expected. it is not as sensual as they make out and it is not attractive. i would not recommend it. he shaved my legs which was nice but the fanny is a no no.

Crystal: Errmmm Mya wtf?!! On which hardcore chinese porn site (Mya is half-Chinese and allows these kind of mildy racist comments from her friends) did you read that assisted pube shaving was hot?

Heather: I have to say I've heard this rumour too & was a little curious, I'm glad one of us has tried it - & that someone wasn't me - so we can all safely say its a no go zone

Crystal: But where were you Mya, in you room? I only feel it is our right to now get all the details. . . yeah were u standing or lying down? was there a sponge or did you dry shave? im really confused how this whole thing worked out. was there any shaving cuts? was witch hazel used?

Mya: ok we were in the bath so it was a wet shave and shaving foam was used errrrm i was kinda like on top of him with my vag facing him, kinda sat on his tummy (was quite comfy) one cut was made but it didnt hurt hahah...no witch hazel. on the shaving front it was a huge sucess as i hadnt shaved for a week (period week) but on the sexy front its a noo im afriad.

errm im gonna say in the shower would be easier...i shaved his balls too (cos i dont like hairy balls)
it was an interesting night im not gonna lie! hahaha

Crystal: Christ Mya, i just dont no what the feck to say. i find balls very offensive - Dixon sent me a photo of his balls yesterday to quote 'cheer me up and make me laugh'. i was utterly mortified as you can imagine.

Mya: i hate balls but i hate them more when they are hairy!! so i resolved the problem haha.

Heather: embrace balls, they'll make giving head a far shorter experiance.

Crystal: it's strange how many boys shave thier pubes these days isnt it

Briony: to be honest everytime I get with a guy now I dnt even notice them I'm far too drunk haha Hmm this seriously probably means I have a drinking problem

Crystal: Apparently its only london boys that shave their pubes. But dammmn it looks quite good?

Heather: nono Sam (the rich Jewish boyfriend) shaves his pubes too, its excellent, im with Crystal on this one.

Mya: i'm not down with shaving pubes (as you can imagine post bath incident!), i like a good trim and cleanly shaved balls but not full on shaven it doesnt look right. it looks like an angry snake or funny coloured elephant trunk.

Crystal: i really want to show you all Dixon's cock cos its shaven and i think THEN you will get what i mean. lets bare in mind ladies hes mix raced and hung like a horse

Briony: SEND IT!

Crystal: Oi i'l have no bean flicking over my man Briony I no wot your like!

Briony: haha its been so long since i have seen one in the flesh

Heather: But seriously why have I not seen this yet?? This seems like prime viewing...

Mya: I WANT TO SEE THE COOOOOOOCK

Crystal: Before you do I have to warn you that today over lunch he also told me he got circumsized at 16 after his girlfriend at the time got her tongue peircing caught in his foreskin and he litterally had to rip her face from it! I laughed so hard.. Briony's your banjo string stories all came flooding back. I'm excited to sample some circumsized cock, Heather I'm sure you could give me some Sam-based tips? Does it look weird? I want to google an image but I'm scared of what will come up...

Mya: hahaha, me and Briony have had this convo many a time and I DONT UNDERSTAND!

i cant figure out what it means, but i dont want to look!

Briony: i seem to remember Heather googling circumcised penises at my house while we were having a girls nite in watching xfactor - as you do - because we were so intrigued as to what one looked like!!

Heather: Sam's circumcised cock is LUSH!

(At this point Crystal goes ahead with the google search - not for the faint hearted!)

Crystal: 'diego' is packing!

Briony: don't click on it!!! its only going to get bigger! the picture that is. . & diego's member - horrific!

Mya: oh my actual god, thats nearly pushed me over the edge with the spewing right now. why the fuck is he sat like that??!! ("Diego" appears to be squatting in the image!) he looks like hes having a poo...

Briony: and, is this weird that i must be REALLY unobservant in life, because i swear i wud not have noticed it was any different. Must be that drinking problem again!