So, last year the number of resolutions I kept = 0 therefore I have decided to stick to the same resolutions for this year & see if I fare any better! My progress on these resolutions may follow.
My friend & I have also come up with a new theory that how attracted we are to a guy depends on our dominant sense. For me its smell & for her its taste. It seems I have this very odd habbit of sniffing something before I try it this applies to drink, food oh & men! Experience has taught me that I am most attracted to a soapy 'I have just been washed' smell - strange but true! New year also taught me that I find the smell of beer & stale smoke also highly attractive. For my friend its how a guy tastes if you get my drift. I have to say I've never 'tasted' a guy as such maybe this is because I have never pulled a bloke tasting of anything really repugnent (good word must use this more in everyday conversation) like fish or curries or just generally really bad breath! Apparently the taste of beer makes her wanna gag. Note to men: always carry gum. Maybe my attraction to the clean smell bodes me well in this sense that I always end up with sum1 hu looks after themselves - see the senses look after the other senses uh huh. Its a theory that works for us anyway: so wots your dominant sense??
So it was a good new year definitely topping my new years to date. Having said that this is no difficult feat as last year was spent in a french ski resort bar watchin french porn on a wide screen tele (No - really!) which was quite odd as upon enetering surrounded by neon signs I thought I was in a gay bar - obviously not! Is it commonplace to play porn in bars in France? I haven't visited enough to pass judgement. It was kind of intrigueing at first I'm not gonna lie but then the cheapness started to make me feel a bit nauseous. Is it normal to get porn flash backs as well eurgh gag!
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