My children will go to St Trinians (or todays equivalent. . .)

So today a frined outlined her future plans for the education of her adopted children (she is a small child hater & therefore plans to bypass the stretch marks & wingeing stage). So the troubled teenage offspring out of care are going to be shipped off to boarding school for lessons in homo-sexual intercourse and dealing weed! Important life lessons didnt you know that everyone should be inducted into. Of course i'll have to re-name them she notes or else they won't fit into the clique perhpas Storm, Persia or Priscilla would suit. & wot if they don't want to leave home i ask? well im going to be such an awful mother that they wont be able to get shot of me sooner she replies. Hmm fair.